Sweatster

Sometimes, here at CelebNewsWire, we have weeks full of coincidences. Like, maybe one week three separate stars will give a pantyless upskirt shot. Or maybe one week, four different celebs will get popped for DUI. But this is the first armpit-themed week we've had in our history. Earlier, we likened Freida Pinto's name to a lady with yeast infection pits, and we also posted a nice picture of swimsuit model Marisa Miller sniffing her own underarm. And now, we are pleased to present Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter not raising her hands because she is obviously unSure. While we understand that public appearances can be nerve-wracking and lights can be hot, she's got more than just a trickle happening here. This is no weeping pit. This is a pit tsunami. She could put you in a headlock and you'd drown. Put a dozen roses under her arm and they'd stay alive for weeks.