So Jennifer Aniston's back with John Mayer. Perhaps she took a long, cold look at herself in the harsh light of day and realized that she's as dull and Mayer's music, and thus they are a perfect match. Or maybe she got a little taste of that storied John Mayer hog and craved more. Or, hey, maybe she's pregnant! Wouldn't that make for a heartwarming tale to splash across the front of the tabloids? And just in time for the holiday season! Australia's New Weekly makes the bold pronouncement:
After a spate of secret dates, the cat's now out of the bag for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, as NW exclusively reveals the reason behind their surprise reunion ó the actress is pregnant with his child!
The pair made their first outings as a reunited couple last week, enjoying a romantic weekend in New York and a concert in Boston. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen take the playboy musician back, the smile the actress has been wearing says it all ó she's pregnant and loving it!
So now we're not even going by slightly loose-fitting shirts or gently touching one's abdomen when frenziedly predicting a celebrity pregnancy. Now we're going by a smile. Then again, this is Australia, a land of convicts and miscreants and hobos and players of the digeridoo, maybe smiling is just their ancient aboriginal way of confirming a baby on the way. And if a dangling boomerang over the mother's stomach twirls clockwise, it means it's a girl. And that the Wombat King will rise from the outback and shower the land with rain and vegemite.
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