We've been under the impression that Jennifer Aniston is the sort of stick-up-her-ass prude who would never dare utter a dirty word. Words like "fudge" and "gollygoshdarn" probably figure into a normal fit of rage for Jen. But she's so worked up over people constantly telling everyone that she's pregnant that it's brought her to a cursing low. We guess Reese Witherspoon is now alone in a sea of celebrity potty mouths. Reports IMDb:
Jennifer Aniston is ready to become a mum, but she fears the tabloids have ruined her big reveal.The actress, who is currently dating rocker John Mayer, is begging gossips and columnists to stop prematurely announcing her pregnancy – because she wants the happy news to be a big deal when she eventually does become a mum-to-be.
She tells Entertainment Weekly magazine, "It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!'
"Everyone will be like, 'Yeah, right.' It's the boy who cried wolf. Stop stealing my thunder, motherf**kers!'
"I feel like that's (pregnancy) in my future and I'm on the verge of it in some way."
As a respected gossip source, we take offense to Aniston's comments. We are certainly not motherfuckers. We have never fucked anyone's mother. In fact, we have never fucked any living person, breeder or otherwise, so hahaha dirty liar, the joke's on . . . you?
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Jen is a pathetic desperate clown that use to much Pr because she can't act. She and her pr team started that baby lie and tried to capitalize off it. That's why she is with John Mayer. She is getting old and trying to act like she is 20 something. She should face the fact she is turning 40 and accept it.