Jen Aniston Says, "Screw You Angelina, I Can Show off My Twins on a Magazine Cover Too"

Oh my God! Jennifer Aniston is so totally nude! She's only wearing a necktie! Shocking! Scandalous! Except that you can't see anything. At all. Unless under boob starts counting as nudity, this Jennifer Aniston GQ cover is not nudity. But now that that's out of the way, girl looks pretty hot. And the mag's interior pages promise even better delights. Though pics haven't seemed to hit the internets yet, the Today show featured one inside shot with Jen lying in a pile of buff men, nipples covered only by that annoying necktie and some dude's elbow. Matt Lauer was so impressed, he asked for the photo to be flashed multiple times. And we're guessing somewhere in Montana someone's Nana Sally was gasping for breath, frantically pushing her Life Alert button.

And the accompanying interview? Not so interesting. Of course Brad and Ang come up, but Jen's all polite and veiled. Maybe one of these days she'll finally break when a reporter asks her about them and start screaming "I am going to stab that fucking bitch in the eye with a number two pencil!" But not today. We do get a little insight into Jen's fascinating mind via talk of her upcoming movie, though. Reports People:

Aniston's currently working on a film called Pumas, which she calls "sort of a female Wedding Crashers" about two "aspiring cougars."

"It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made," she says. "Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They'd want to change it; they're saying, 'Oh, you can't do that, people just can't imagine you …"

It's part of what she sees as a disturbing problem in Hollywood.

"Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine," she says. "There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

It's too bad GQ didn't have room to print the remainder of Jen's quote, which went a little something like this: "And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control / And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control / And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control / Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me / Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me / FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!"


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