Jennifer Aniston Must Have Had Really Boring Sex Before John Mayer

It turns out that there's a bit more behind Jennifer Aniston's new perma-smile than John Mayer's supersized salami. John's learned a few sexual tricks from Shannon Tweed movies. Star reports:

New couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are making some beautiful music together ó in the bedroom!

In the new issue of Star, we report on the couple's superhot sex life that has left Jen floating on cloud nine for the last couple weeks.

"She is having the best sex of her life with John," a source close to the actress tells Star, "and she's loving every minute of it."

So just what does John do to make Jen think her body is a… wonderland?

According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps.

"John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."

Another source who has slept with John agrees he knows how to have a good time between the sheets. "He was kinky and liked trying crazy positions. He loved sex and wanted it all the time."

Let us guess, Jen plays the naughty nurse, the innocent schoolgirl, or the helpless woman stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire. Truly ground-breaking stuff for any thirteen-year-old boy who's just discovered how to unscramble Skinemax. We're actually quite disappointed in John's lack of originality. He continually surprises us when he shows up in the daily gossip–mostly by not being the white-hatted d-bag we assumed he was and actually having a personality. So we expect a bit more from John. Like Jessica Simpson and Brad Pitt masks made out of Us Weekly covers. That hate sex would be phenomenal.


Jenny gets nude-y at MrSkin.com.