Jennifer + John + TLA 4-Ever!!!!!!!!!

Is it his rakish, boyish charm? Or the idea that he might laud them in song likening their bodies to a mystical land populated by Cheshire cats and stoned caterpillars? We don't quite know what it is that makes ladies' panties fall to the floor when they meet John Mayer, but apparently, Jennifer Aniston's got it bad. Real bad. According to the Daily Mail, Jen's been texting John to come back to Miami to spend more time with her, and a friend says,

"She's really into John, and the nine year age difference doesn't bother her for a second. Jen's already telling friends she's falling in love with this guy. Jen's really hoping he can spend more time in Miami with her. She just wants to see a lot more of him. This was definitely not a one-off thing as far as she's concerned."

And then Jennifer lined up all her Cabbage Patch Kids and told them a new daddy would finally be coming into their lives. That was right before she wrote "Mrs. Jennifer Mayer" on the soles of her Keds.

Jen might want to exercise a little caution here. We've seen John Mayer's O-face, and it is about as erotic as one would imagine:





Lovelorn Jen shows some naked flesh at MrSkin.com.