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Jennifer Aniston Will Prove That She's Happy If It Fucking Kills Her

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"Hey, pssst, guys. Hey! Hey, you over there! With the cameras. Look at me. Look at me with my boyfriend. This guy here, he's my boyfriend. We do it and stuff. Don't we look happy? I am so damn happy! You should take our picture so the whole world can see just how happy we are. Happy happy happy. Not at all thinking about that bitch and all her little babies. Nope. I never think about that anymore. Because I'm happy! Happppppyyyyyyy! Weeeeeee! You believe me don't you? Please believe me, because I just can't try any harder. God, what do you people want from me?"

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2 Comments

  1. zagge
    Posted December 22, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    i glad that she is happy and I think John is happy too

  2. Posted December 26, 2008 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    I guess being an actress comes in handy…fake it til' u make it.

    John

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