Jennifer Aniston is sort of a non-entity to us. There's not really anything to dislike about her–she seems like a fine lady, probably polite, she wears classy-looking colorless clothes, she has shiny hair–but there's just nothing interesting about her either. The most compelling her life ever got was when everyone assumed she was crying twenty-four hours a day. But every now and then we must report on her whereabouts just to keep up with the times and all, we just prefer that reporting to center on her surprisingly hot bikini body rather than her possible dating of John Mayer. According to People:
Jennifer Aniston had a late private lunch with musician John Mayer in a Miami restaurant that opened Friday afternoon just for them, and then the couple spent a lengthy dinner together Friday night.When it came to lunch, "I was happy to accommodate them," says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal.
Aniston, in Miami shooting the movie Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, ordered a chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which "Jen ate some of," says Bell. For dessert, they shared a chocolate-and-peanut-butter layered treat.
Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation, says Bell.
"I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," he says.
The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach.
With his arm around her, Mayer, 30, and Aniston, 39, left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands.
"We are very discreet here," the manager of Casa Tua told PEOPLE after the two had departed. "That is why we have celebrity guests."
God, People, way to hold out on us there. Couldn't you please give us more details? Was Jen's hair loose, in a ponytail, a bun? And was John wearing a black T-shirt or a black button-down shirt? Did they chew their bites at least thirty times? Exactly how many times did the busboy fill up their water glasses? We just don't like it when you get all vague on us, People.
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I used to think Jennifer Aniston was far sexier than Jolie, but uggggggh, why that dork Mayer? Who's next, Timberfake? I've never listened to a song of Mayer's, so someone splain how he has bagged hot babes like Aniston, Simpson, and Hewitt.