Sure, you might think Angelina Jolie is hotter than a freshly toasted Pop Tart, but when was the last time you saw her in a bikini? A long g.d. time ago, right? And there Jennifer Aniston is, listening to everyone moan about how sad and desperate she is, flaunting her shit all over the place and looking hot. So we ask you, who is the better woman? Who brings more joy to the world? The baby saver or the bikini flaunter? We think the answer is clear. Incidentally the picture below is supposed to depict Jen with elfin Orlando Bloom.
They were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where … [they] are represented.
We don't really believe this denial, though, as Orlando seems to be a perfect match for Jen. She sees how well Brad is behaving after Angie crushed his shriveled little balls in her she-woman grip, but Jen doesn't really have that kind of strength and needs to start with an already emasculated partner.
Fulfill all your Aniston bikini needs at Drunken Stepfather.
Or see her ditch the bikini at MrSkin.com.
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