It's been years since the whole "dumped for a gorgeous fertile humanitarian" thing, and the tabloids still haven't had any luck in finding poor, sad Jennifer Aniston a man. They've tried and tried, pairing her with every dick-wielder who comes within 200 feet of her, but no luck. She must be unlovable. So screw that part. Give her a baby instead! Babies have to love you! It's, like, the law of nature or something. Says Star:
After years of yearning for a baby, Jennifer Aniston is finally doing something about it: sheís taking her cue from arch-rival Angelina Jolie and adopting.Star has learned that 40-year-old Jen has already started the paperwork with an agency in California and is planning to take home a baby boy. ìShe doesn't want to wait,î says a friend.
"Her best friends all have kids, and Jen sees how much motherhood changed their lives for the best,î says the source. ìShe's dying to have that!î
Jen has already started planning a $250,000 nursery at her home in Beverly Hills, and has even picked out her nanny. Unlike Angie, she wants a baby from the USA.
Jennifer is getting help from close friends including Sheryl Crow, who adopted a baby boy two years ago. ìSheryl is walking her through the process step by step,î says another insider.
Sorry, Star, still don't believe you. But it's nice to see a tabloid using a little creativity. When we see famous ladies with "Baby Bump?" written across their flat, rippled stomaches, we tend to get punchy. So kudos on finding a way to get around Jen's love of crunches.
