Jennifer Twiddles Gerard’s Moobs in Mexico

Jennifer Aniston’s accomplished a lot in her nearly 41 years. She got her hair to be really shiny and she became a professional scorned woman who is sad and desperate to shackle herself to any willing man, dragging him down the aisle to his doom. But things are looking good lately for Jen–she recently headed down to Mexico with her buddies Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow. And guess who joined them? Jen’s rumored beau, the pugilistic-faced doughboy Gerard Butler! Git it, girl. Go get that blobby-nosed philistine. People says:

Jennifer Aniston headed to one of her favorite getaway spots, Los Cabos, Mexico, where the actress is getting a jump start celebrating her 41st birthday – Aniston’s big day is actually Feb. 11 – with a group of friends. But this year, she had a surprise birthday guest: Gerard Butler, her costar in the upcoming comedy, The Bounty Hunter. Last month, the two were spotted laughing and spending a lot of time together at the Golden Globes.

Laughing? Spending time? In Hollywood speak, that means Jennifer is 5 months pregnant and they’re registered at Pottery Barn. Whatever though, we’re just thrilled at the prospect of an excellent celebrity couple nickname: Anisbut. Haw haw. Anus butt.