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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Red Bartlett Butt

jennifer_love_hewitt_butt_bikiniJennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs are so sumptuously exquisite that we haven’t given much thought to the rest of her. Except for her forehead. Man alive that thing is huge. But Jennifer’s boyfriend/costar/possible fiance Jamie Kennedy noticed a different part of her anatomy when he first saw her naked. In Touch reports (via Celebitchy) that JLH recently said:

“The first time Jamie saw me with nothing on was special and I wanted to look hot. I had all my hair pulled over one shoulder off my back,” she said. “When Jamie saw me, he said, ‘Hey, pear ass!’”

Hey, pears are juicy and they taste good in a salad with craisins. There are worse things your boyfriend could compare your butt to. Like a lumpy novelty gourd. Or a toilet filled with scorpions.

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One Comment

  1. Posted September 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm | Permalink

    And when will she’ll be naked? I mean, come on! It took her co-star Neve Campbell a few years before she decided to disrobe. I’m tired of waiting, dammit!

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