John’s the Mayer of Anistontown Once Again

The tabloids’ concern with the tumbleweeds and howling coyote sounds in Jennifer Aniston’s womb has reached fever pitch. They desperately want to pair her with any male-ish object in her wake, from Bradley Cooper to Gerard Butler to a doric column in the front of First Federal Bank. And now, according to People, she’s pogoing on John Mayer’s pole once again.

It’s not the first time Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have reunited after a split, but the couple are simply “enjoying their friendship,” says a source close to the singer. “They’ve been talking for a while – they’re very friendly.”

The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

We’re betting she read his recent interview with New York Mag and fell deeply back in love. There’s nothing like a guy being a snitty little crabapple and threatening forced anal penetration to really get a girl’s juices flowing. It’s better than funky cold medina.