We say "Jenna Jameson having sex" and you spring to attention. We say "Jenny McCarthy having sex" and you say, "Jolly good, CelebNewsWire, I am listening! Do go on!" We say "Jenna Jameson and Jenny McCarthy having sexy, sexual sex with each other" and you spontaneously burst into flames.
OMG did you hear? Jenna and Jenny totally DID IT and now they are in lesbo love and they are so totally both pregnant with each other's babies and stuff!!!!! But seriously, on Wednesday morning, Jameson admitted to Howard Stern that she'd hooked up with gross-out tit-com star McCarthy. The two had apparently been acquaintances for years, but they first consummated their Dirty Love on Halloween, at a party in Las Vegas. According to Jenna, they started "making out and touching" on the dance floor, then moved the action to the highly romantic setting of a bathroom stall, where Jenny "sideswiped" Jenna's undergear and gave her a "quick lick," but Jenna was too nervous to blow a load.
Too nervous in a private bathroom stall, but during a radio broadcast, and in front of an entire crew: no problemo! After relaying the Sapphic, graphic tale, Jenna hopped on Howard's Sybian machine (no home is complete without one! We keep ours next to the Ionic Breezô!) and proceeded to have an O.G. on satellite radio. And if that isn't enough, there are pictures. She looks like she's taking a dump on a pommel horse. A sexy dump.
Is Jenna Jameson naked at MrSkin.com? Does a bear shit in the woods?
Jenny Mac's also there. You betcha.
