If you could ask Jenna Jameson for advice on one subject, what would it be? How to prevent vaginal chafing? The best way to get jizz stains out of denim? The secrets to maintaining natural beauty without cosmetic surgery? Too bad. She's talking about shooting infants out of her twat. She wrote on MySpace:
I was blessed with a very easy labor, it
lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the
500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5
pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes
Gee, and we thought she was going to say the secret to a smooth labor was first stuffing roughly 8,000 penii into your poon to properly stretch it out. Cause we're guessing that didn't hurt matters.
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Dang! She named 1/2 that shit JOURNEY??! ROCK!
And what a journey it was. Imagine if THOSE walls could talk.
It must have been like taking a tour through ancient cave paintings.