Scarlett Johansson: Porn Star?

Are you tired of roles that treat you strictly as a pretty face and a nice rack without giving you anything to actually do, Scarlett Johansson? Jenna Jameson might have the answer for you: Play a porn star. Your pretty face and buoyant jubblies will still get plenty of attention, but it's your sundry holes that will see all the action.

Scarlett as a porn star? The only thing more likely to cause millions of men to suffer extreme wrist strain would be if porn star ScarJo were watching Star Wars and describing the iPhone during the act. According to Faded Youth:

Scarlett Johansson is being pursued to play the world's top porn queen Jenna Jameson in her life story.

Sexy Scarlett has been hand-picked by the adult movie babe as her choice for the lead in a movie adaptation of her book, 'How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.'

Jenna is currently in talks with producers and hopes work will start on the movie next year.

At the Adult Video News Awards over the weekend (porn's equivalent to the Oscars), she revealed: "We're looking at Scarlett. She's my choice. I think she's beautiful."

If Scarlett really wants to show the world that she's committed to her art, she won't puss out like bitty-boobied Selma Blair in A Dirty Shame and wear prosthetic robo-hooters. A true artiste would go Method and have Victoria Beckham's top-notch plastic surgeon stuff a couple of David's used soccer balls into the chestal area.

Scarlett keeps it pretty chaste at MrSkin.com.

But Jenna picks up her slack.