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For the First Time, You'll Notice Jenna Jameson's Fetal Twins Before Her Boobal Ones

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We are so relieved to see this photo. Since hearing of Jenna Jameson's pregnant state (with twins, of course, or else she would have faced Hollywood ostracization) we haven't seen much of the former pro fucker. We were worried about those little fetuses. Would they be safe in their uteral home? Or did they face adverse effects from coming into contact with the leftover jizz of pornos past? But most of all we worried that the little things would slide right out before they were fully baked. It's got to be like a Slip n' Slide down there. But it looks like their girth may have surpassed that of Jenna's stretched out snatch. They've already got a leg up in life.

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2 Comments

  1. Amy
    Posted January 26, 2009 at 2:50 pm | Permalink

    God, I hope she keeps her legs crossed. Surely, they could just drop out without a push?

  2. festie
    Posted January 27, 2009 at 9:55 am | Permalink

    she's had so much work done on her face being swollen from pregnancy makes her look like some pregnant chick that just slighty resembles jenna jameson.quit now honey,before u wind up looking like one of those mexican broads whose lips start behind her ears.

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