Jenna Jameson Has Something New Stuck in Her Woman Parts

It's the pitter patter of tiny feet for Jenna Jameson! As opposed to sounds she's a little more used to hearing. Like the pitter patter of millions of droplets of dude juice raining onto her bod. Reports the NY Post:

Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson's assistant didn't return calls and Ortiz's rep had no comment.

Man. It's a good thing that Jenna's vagina has had a lot of practice with large items passing through it, because that baby has a 50/50 chance of inheriting Tito's elephantine skull. Look at that thing! God love ya, Jenna. That's gonna be like pushing an earth ball through a garden hose.



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Tracked on August 28, 2008 07:17 AM

Tino Ortiz wishes he was the "champ"

 Posted by: kenzo | August 6, 2008 11:16 PM

Uh Duuude! He must be bisexual. Kissing her is like tasting the jizz of like a thousand other dudes. Doesn't he know the old saying"You can't turn a hoe into a housewife". He would be better off with one of those mail order russian brides. GROSS!

 Posted by: danial san | August 7, 2008 10:21 AM

Jenna has stated that if she ever got pregnant, she would never set foot in the adult industry again. Does this mean we have seen the last of her? I hope not. Other stars (e.g. Janine Lindemuller, Ginger Lynn) have changed their minds even after motherhood. Although not a HUGE Jenna fan, I have admired her for many years and hope she changes her mind.

 Posted by: Lou | August 7, 2008 10:22 AM

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