When we were 15, we spent our lunch period smoking joints out on the commons, doodling "Steve Vai Rocks" on our high tops, and daydreaming about an awesome future in which we'd have the tallest truck in town and kids named Winger and WASP. Jenna Jameson, bless her soul, has made our dream a reality by revealing the names of her newborn twin sons. According to Gossip Girls:
The former porn star and her UFC champ Tito Ortiz decided on Jesse Jameson and Journey Jett as monikers for their boys. The couple has been together for over three years.
We suppose that with a babydaddy whose first name is that close to "Toto", naming your kid after power ballad kings of the early 1980s is totally normal. If only they had a girl! We'll mourn for what never was, little Asia Styx.
