We know not everything on the internet is true. We found that out the hard way when we tried to buy the half-cat half-dog pet of the future and received nothing in return for our three hundred bucks. But toying with our delicate emotions concerning the Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt divorce, that's just plain cruel.
Monday afternoon private pictures from the christening of Courteney Cox and David Arquette's baby Coco began making their way through the internets, supposedly originating from one Rachel Green herself. The Arquettes are going to sue, blah, blah, blah. This we don't care about. What we're interested in is the second photo-containing email that surfaced. This email originated from the oh-so-reliable source of someone who knows someone who's related to someone who knows Courteney Cox from high school. It described an incident that happened one night when the BFFs were spending some quality time together. "After a couple glasses of wine, Jen started to lose it. She was saying that she didn't want to divorce Brad, but didn't have a choice because he had slept with [Angelina] Jolie . . . Anyway, she kept having crying spouts, and Courteney finally turned to her and said, 'I thought you promised you weren't going to do this!'" Say it ain't so! Not Brad and Angelina! Anything but that; out little hearts can't take any more of this. The rumors must end and we must get to the truth. Don't we deserve that much?
We will return to this story as it develops. Right now we have to meet up with Paris Hilton's housekeeper's son's ex-girlfriend. We need to finally get to the bottom of this whole Paris/Nicole end of friendship thing.
Have a gander at Jennifer Aniston's Nude Review at MrSkin.Com.
