Well, Jennifer Aniston has officially filed for divorce from Brad Pitt. That’s it. It’s over. There’s no going back now. You know, we’ve been sobbing and tearing our hair out and cursing God and starving ourselves with grief over this whole thing for months now, so this whole “divorce” hoo-ha seems . . . uh . . . anticlimactic? Could it be that we’re over Brad and Jen? Have we finally accepted it and moved on? Or is that just the Paxil talking?
Jenny filed the petition on Friday (happy Easter, Brad!) at Los Angeles Superior Court, citing the ever-popular and always mysterious “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split. Well, thanks a HEAP, Jen. That doesn’t really give us much to go on here, does it? Couldn’t you have cited “ANGELINA JOLIE” or “I HATE BABIES” instead? We’ve got nothing else to report here other than the hollow feeling in our hearts. Oh, and the fact that Jennifer’s last name kind of looks like “Anus-ton”. That’s kind of funny.
Have a gander at Jennifer Aniston’s Nude Review at MrSkin.Com. Don’t feel guilty and wrong–she’s pretty much single now.
