We don't receive too many tips about celebrities acting like sperm gurglers, but yesterday we got this nice little exclusive nugget from an anonymous source:
Two days before Halloween, Jason Patric and his crew rolled into the bar. This is not a fancy bar, but it is in a fairly expensive part of town. Initially Patric complained about the price of his double Grey Goose on the rocks ($11), which frankly is probably below market for that area. He actually made the bartender get his receipt for each drink and complained about the price after every drink he ordered. Later in the evening, Mr. Patric was standing with his back to the bar and clandestinely reached over to where two singles were–two singles that had been left by a patron as a tip for the bartender. Without turning around, he swiped both dollars and went over to the juke box and used them to play songs. It is worth noting that Patric was paying for each drink with his credit card (wouldn't open a tab), so there is no chance he thought the cash was his or anyone from his crew's money.
Fallen on some hard times, there, buddy? Really, really hoping that Kiefer is truly over that whole Julia Roberts thing and will agree to that Lost Boys sequel? But you know what the funniest part of this story is? It reminded us of this little yarn spun by Defamer nearly two years ago. So beware: If you ever encounter Jason Patric at your local watering hole, hide your money, guard your boobs, and be prepared to be called boogerhead or doodybreath.
