Jared Leto has sustained injuries in a pathetic attempt to be at the forefront of tomorrow's retro revival today: stage diving! Says Page Six:
EYELINER-loving Jared Leto injured not only his face during a 30 Seconds to Mars concert in El Paso, Texas, last Thursday night – our spies said his pride is hurt as well. Reports of the actor/rocker's broken nose and injured foot emerged yesterday, but our sources said it was a stage leap – not a mad rush of fans – that caused his bruises. "He flung himself directly off the stage into the crowd," said our spy, "and nobody in the crowd caught him." The audience member added, "We were given no warning. Jared landed really hard on the ground, and people were accidentally stepping on him." Security helped him back to the stage.
The stage diving may have failed, but that's no reason to completely abandon your grunge revival, Jared. The donning of flannel is too obvious, so we suggest that you take 30 Seconds to Mars in an all new direction: a Mother Love Bone tribute band called Chloe Dancer/Crown of Thorns. You would be so cutting edge.
And if you like that disgusting child-molester candid of Jared, find more (and their skinny counterparts) at Oh No They Didn't.
