January Jones, Boob Faker?

The other day we showed you some ridiculously awesome pics of Mad Men star January Jones and her mega cleave in GQ. And if you were anything like us, you said, “Hot holy hell, look at those hooters!” and then tried to remember exactly how Balki Bartokomous’s Dance of Joy went. But today there are horrible, nasty rumors that January may not be as busty as she seems to be. Says Page Six:

January Jones looks supernaturally buxom on the November cover of GQ. “They definitely did some significant retouching,” claims a source close to the magazine, citing other images of Jones in which the “Mad Men” star appears a lot less curvy. “It’s just par for the course these days with cover shoots.” GQ, however, denies any funny business. In a blog post on the monthly’s newly redesigned Web site titled, “Yes, they’re real. And they’re spectacular,” photo editor Dora Samo says: “People think that a person will look the same in every photograph, but that just doesn’t happen . . . Terry [Richardson] likes to work with harder lighting, and that can create a stronger shadow — that, and body position and perspective could give the illusion that her breasts are bigger. January Jones needed no help. Trust me.” A rep for Jones didn’t respond to requests for comment.

Ah, who cares if those are cartoon cajooblies or not? We live in a world of illusion. No celebrities look as beautiful and flawless in real life as they do when professionally done up with hair and make-up and fancy lighting. Sure, in pictures Lindsay Lohan looks like a chain-smoking cougar out for her evening meal, but in real life she likely more closely resembles your great aunt Marge.