We're not the type to watch those shows on VH1 where eight supposed "celebrities" who couldn't get work in a Billy Mays infomercial live in a house together and bitch about toilet paper and dirty dishes and whatnot. But somehow when we read about similar shows in England they sound fascinating. After all, they involve people like Jordan, who is infinitely more interesting than Corey Feldman. And sometimes they involve Janice Dickinson threatening to eat people. According to The Mirror:
Janice Dickinson cracked up on the first night in the jungle and threatened to cook and eat Lynne Franks's boobs.The blood-curdling vow was heard by a shocked J Brown after he made an everyday comment about beds.
He said: "We've got bed envy. Look at your two beds. They are really dry and comfortable."
Janice said about Lynne: "I'm going to stab her in the middle of the night and take hers. You think I'm kidding? I'll eat her tits. I'll fry up those big old boobs."
And we thought Janice ate nothing but celery sticks and kittens' brains. A girl's gotta watch her figure!
