Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen Share Bras. Share Them with Us, That Is

One is an towering aging supermodel, the other is a post-tween mogul dwarf. One has a mouth the size of Kankakee, the other is, we think, mute. One of them got clam-slammed by Sylvester Stallone, the other once found herself on the business end of various sundry nonfamous rich guys. Truly, at first glance, Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen have very little in common. Little in common, that is, until you strip them of their famous people finery and realize that they enjoy showing people their undies. United by bra-brandishing.


Ashley's undergarment gaffe occurred while she was wandering around in shades, tottering under the weight of her venti–which, as far as we know, is her 9 to 5 job. Janice's bra-bustout happened while she was filming some English reality show. Which is, we suppose, also Janice's 9 to 5 job. Please note how the choice of foundation garment–modest white for A-Ols, sheer black for J-Dick–reflects their true selves. J-dick. J-dick. Jan-dick. Jandek? Scary!

See more of Janice and her brassiere at Faded Youth.

And Ashley's biz? Check out more at Hollywood Tuna.

Spy Janice's nether drawers at MrSkin.com.