Janet Jackson's broken her silence and is denying the whole DeBarge DeBaby brouhaha; however, now various sites are alleging that Janet may be expecting Ewok beau Jermaine Dupri's baby. Sadly, Rebbie was the only vaguely sane member of the family, and now Janet will have to send this child off to be raised by one of the lesser, battier Jacksons . . . maybe Marlon or Tito. But not Jermaine. That would be way too confusing.
Janet Jackson has finally issued a statement in an attempt to put to rest all those pesky "secret daughter" rumors, saying, "I do not have a child, and all allegations saying so are false." That's swell, but we're professional journalists and know how to read between the lines of such cryptic, legal expert-penned statements. "I do not have a child"? Of course she doesn't–she gave it up to be raised by her sister! Oh Janet, do not toy with us. We are large of brain and pure of heart and can work our way through your labyrinthian knot of words like Harry Potter through the . . . Goblet of . . . Fire . . . thingie. Anyway.
The New York Daily News, among others, is hinting that these child allegations are popping up now for a reason–are she and loverboy Dupri cooking up an infant?
Dupri, 33, and Jackson, 39, have been an item since 2002, and fans noticed a plumpness about her.
She's in a relationship? And she's fat? Well, we're convinced.
The nip that launched a thousand bonerz. Janet! Naked! At MrSkin.com.
