Jane Wiedlin "Head Over Heels" for Top Model

Turns out Chyna and Marcus Schenkenberg weren't the only Surreal Lifers struck by Cupid's arrow. Actually, we think there may be an entirely different winged cherub assigned to reality-show stars, whose arrows incite their targets to drink too much and slurringly flash their genitalia, or grope former child stars in hot tubs.

Jane Wiedlin, the self-professed "pretty much bisexual" Go-Go's guitarist, revealed to Out.com that she and America's First Next Top Model, Adrienne Curry, hooked up in the Surreal Life house. "The last night at dinner we each had these cards on the table from the producers, which had our final task we had to do," Jane explained. "And Adrianneís said that she and I had to make out on camera, because she and I were doing it the entire time off camera and mocking the camera crew because they kept missing it." Delicious!

In less delicious news, Jane confirms (sort of) that Chyna is, indeed, of the female persuasion: "Well, I saw her naked with a tampon string hanging out. But I donít know if thatís proof. I donít think sheís a man."