Jane Pratt and Drew Barrymore Totally Did It! With Each Other!

Since Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took your elevated Friends lesbian-fan-fic dreams and crushed them like a comically oversized mallet, we'll bring a little Sapphic joy to your lives. The only catch is that you'll have to use that rusty old imagination to conjure up sweet '90s-revival images of former Jane and Sassy editor Jane Pratt and Drew Barrymore clam jousting while their flannels and Doc Martens lay in heap on the floor. <tm>The New York Post reports:

Pratt, who has been a frequent guest on Howard Stern's show, says, "One of my dreams is to return to Howard's show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me."

She said years ago, when Stern was on his terrestrial station, he had asked her if she had ever had sex with a woman. She answered "yes" but then demurred when he asked if it was someone people have heard of.

She said she would like to go back and tell him the truth. "It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore," she said.

While normally news of this variety would excite our private areas, in this case it sort of makes us sad. It reminds us of the wild, free Drew Barrymore who had sex with chicks and flashed her tits on Letterman. These days the most risquÈ thing she does is share a doob with Cameron Diaz. We miss the '90s.

Drew helps fuel your fantasies by getting naked a lot at MrSkin.com.