The Barbarella star has revealed that her former husband, creepy French cocksmith Roger Vadim, made her participate in group sex with women. Turns out the best high-impact Jane Fonda workout is ten reps of forced boob-licking and 15 minutes of vigorous muffdiving. You'll see tighter loins in two weeks! God, we are so going to hell.
In Jane's upcoming autobiography, My Life So Far, she reveals that the Barbarella director basically forced her to become Bree Daniels, the prostitute she played in Klute. "For me to be with Roger Vadim, that meant bringing other women into our bed," she writes. "It seems shocking that I did that, but I managed to convince myself that it was fine, that it was what I wanted despite the fact it was killing my heart." Vadim apparently bullied her into going out and finding women to bring home to their bed and once ordered a red-haired hooker from an escort agency to join them. 67-year-old Jane, who is set to have a hip-replacement surgery later this year, also blames Vadim's cruel treatment for the eating disorder she battled for thirty years: "I ceased eating except for crusts from his bread and rinds from his camembert." Well, uh, I guess she can look on the bright side: Vadim was French, a nationality known for their delicious baked goods and rich fromage. Had he been American, Jane might have been noshing on Wonder Bread leavings and the hardened crust at the top of the Cheez Wiz jar. (Jesus, we're sorry! We don't know what's gotten into us today.)
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