When you're country, there are a few things that are super super addicting and you cannot escape them no matter how hard you try. Bacon double cheeseburgers dipped in ranch dressing, meth, and birthin' babies. Once you've had a taste of newborn hair ticking the inside of your vagina, you just crave it. Can't get enough of it. Or maybe it's the demerol. We're not sure. Either way, the littlest Spears, teen momma Jamie Lynn, is reportedly knocked up again. Add another barrel to that shotgun, Momma Spears, and git the young'n to the altar! The rumor comes from The National Enquirer, who actually has a good track record lately with telling the truth:
In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned that the 17-year-old Zoey 101 starlet is now expecting for the second time ñ a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.Jamieís desperate to keep the shock ing news secret and some people close to her are urging Jamie Lynn to consider ending the pregnancy, sources say.
ìJamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,î revealed a close source. ìNeither of them knows what to do, but for now theyíre trying to keep the news from getting out.î
Too late.
The unplanned pregnancy came as a shock to Jamie Lynn, whoíd been breast-feeding her infant daughter Maddie Briann, insiders say.
ìJamie Lynn believed she couldnít get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,î said the close source. ìSheíd expected to have her period by early September.î A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.
Her mother Lynne was livid when she found out, divulged an insider.
Meanwhile, insiders say that those close to Jamie Lynn are urging her to abort!
ìTheyíve reminded Jamie Lynn how much trouble she had adjusting to motherhood with Maddie, and pointed out that having a second baby now would only be a recipe for disaster,î said the close source.
For the full shocking story and to discover WHO the new babyís father is ñ pick up the latest National Enquirer.
Hey, Jamie Lynn, here are a few pointers: You can also get pregnant if you do it standing up, if you do it in the pool, if you do it doggie style, if you do jumping jacks afterward, if you do it while listening to an N*Sync record, and, yes, even if you drink a Pepsi while Casey comes. Oh, and Coke and RC won't work either. Yep, all of those can potentially put a baby in your underage belly. To further help you to understand your reproductive health, expect a package to arrive shortly containing your very own Planned Parenthood patient I.D. number and some helpful literature, courtesy of your friends at CelebNewsWire. It's just how we show that we care.
