Jamie Foxx Excited As a Little Girl About Farrell Flick

Probably Oscar winner and definite Golden Globe winner Jamie Foxx claims that he and Colin Farrell will be the envy of all mankind when their big-screen adaptation of Miami Vice hits theaters next year. Yes! The envy of all mankind!

Foxx is said to simply be clapping his hands together and squealing like a tiny little baby girl at the prospect of costarring in the remake with Farrell, with whom he says he has a "formidable offscreen chemistry." Hm! How gay intriguing! We love the idea of the new Crockett and Tubbs donning assless leather chaps pink shirts and white blazers and having hardcore anal sex chasing bad guys around the pastel homosexual landscape of Miami the, uh, pastel homosexual landscape of Miami! "The chemistry between us is already there, like it was with me and Tom Cruise in Collateral," Foxx explains, "so making this movie is going to be a total blast. And it's going to redefine cool. You're going to see our Crockett and Tubbs suits and be like, 'I want those.' You'll see our car and you'll go, 'I want one of those.' And as for our woman, man, you're gonna be like, 'Now I gotta get me some of that.'" Thank god he added the "woman" part, lest we get the wrong idea!