Michael Jackson has been lying low since his whole pee-pee-touching trial ending in his favor. He's been hanging out with Prince Michael and Blanket and the other one (she's a girl, so she's pretty invisible in the MJ household) in Bulgaria or Bahrain or something. But he's sick of that and wants to get back in the business of bringing joy to children. With leprechauns and roller coasters. And we don't think that either of those is a euphemism for his barber pole.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that Jacko has been searching out property in Ireland and is interested in purchasing a castle. We're not sure if the castle is for a Jesus Juice factory or if he plans to employ it in his leprechaun-themed amusement park.
ìMichael is deadly serious about this idea,î a source told Irelandís Daily Mirror. ìHe loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. Heís always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.î
We think that MJ's plan may have a bit of a nefarious underbelly here. Since he's lived most of his life in sheltered seclusion, it's possible that Michael never saw a box of Lucky Charms or a certain early Jennifer Aniston effort and is just now learning that there are little men in Ireland who only grow about waist high and come equipped with their own pots of gold, thus eliminating the need for those pesky money-grubbing trials. Plus, he heard that those red beards feel like a nice pair of fur-lined undies. Yessss, it all sounds so simple . . .
