Jack "progeny of Ozzy" Osbourne recently revealed in his new autobiography that he once kissed friend, supermodel, and fellow class A drug gourmand Kate Moss, saying, "it just felt just right." Her crackulous paramour, Pete Doherty, is taking umbrage at the claim. Apparently the world thinking Kate Moss once gave an innocent kiss to a dorky teen is unacceptable, while the world thinking Kate Moss is having full-on genital-to-genital contact with a cartoon version of a cartoon version of a cartoon version of Keith Richards is A-OK!
Pete put down the pipe and syringe just long enough to slur,
"To use Kate like that, it's just not right. I mean, even if they did kiss before I was with her, it's not right. The twat is out of order. Kate denied kissing him and that's that. It's just a foolish jibe."
Pete, Pete, Pete. Relax, man. Shoot some dope and chillllllll. We can all agree that whether Kate Moss is kissing you or kissing Jack Osbourne or kissing the both of you, there are no winners or losers here. Except for Kate Moss. Who is the loser. Because you look like a clammy, overgrown preemie and Jack Osbourne looks like a . . . . clammy, overgrown preemie.
What's all the fuss about? Kate, naked, at MrSkin.com.
