It's Time to Play "Is That Ricci's Rack?"

Today we have a very special mission for you, a chance for you to play Veronica Mars (or Nancy Drew, if you're old and still clinging to the twentieth century) and solve your own mystery. Behold: Are these Christina Ricci's boobs? After the jump, get smacked in the face with some tattooed boobage. NSFW, obvs.



So? Christina or some drunk college chick who couldn't find Joe Francis and his cameras lurking outside her local Hooters? The size is about right, plus there appear to be scars beneath the nipples, which could be from Christina's knocker downsizing. But the absence of a head is quite puzzling. So your mission today, if you choose to accept it, is to take a good look at this picture and compare it to Christina's depressed disrobing in Prozac Nation. Compare, contrast, try to spy that distinctive mid-melon mole in the tricky side-view shots. Take all the time you need. Your boss won't mind.
And as a secondary mystery, try to discern the meaning of her boobular bird. Is it a mourning dove, mourning the loss of her once huge hooters? Is it a swallow, giving prospective bedmates a clue as to her oral practices? Or is it perhaps a woodcock, commemorating the feeling any sane male will have gazing upon her chest feathers?
UPDATE: One of our sleuthy associates unearthed the following image from The Opposite of Sex, revealing Christina's previously mentioned mid-melon mole:



Thanks, Shaggy! Once again you've managed to spend an entire episode getting baked on Scooby Snacks and screeching at ghosts and yet at the last minute were able to find the one clue that could prove the owner of the canned peaches plant was hiding under that old-lady mask all along. Good Work!
See the whole series involving Christina, former boyfriend Adam Goldberg, and her helpful tit tattooer at Taxi Driver.
Start your mission at MrSkin.com.