We once got dumped by this girl and we couldn't figure out why. We were a perfect gentleman whenever we were around her. We allowed her to pay for our meals and our weed, we let her babysit our illegitimate kids while we played PS2, and we made loving pig noises while she ate. But she still dumped us and called us a loser asshole. We don't know what we did wrong. We learned everything we know from Kevin Federline.
So Britney Spears may not be all that she once was–she's carrying a bit of excess milk in her cans and bit of excess pork-rind fat everywhere else–but Kevin must know that he is the source of this downward spiral. Before Kevin she had a hot body and most men wanted to see her naked. After Kevin she is a joke and most men don't even want to see her clothed. Plus, she pays the bills. Kevin must have had some source of income before hopping on his free ride (we're truly sorry for the disturbing images that combination of words might conjure). It is not wise to insult the lady with the checkbook. But Kevin hasn't ever been mistaken for a Mensa member, so he allegedly says "oink, oink" while Brit gnaws on cheesy bread and slurps down Super Extreme Mountain Dew. He also heartily laughs when he hears the sound of her thighs rubbing together. We bet Kevin would also laugh a lot at this. We sure did.
Remember Brit as she was at MrSkin.com.
