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Invisible Girl's Invisible Dress

Nobody knows why stars do the things they do. Why do they feel the need to marry each other after 5 dates? Why do they touch bums on the street or drug ladies up and molest their girl parts? And why, pray tell, do they continue to wear flimsy little garments that show a nipplet or two on the red carpet? The world may never know, but when the nips are attached to the nubile boobiles of one Jessica Alba, it's best not to question.

The MTV Movie Awards! A bastion of good taste, high class, and modest dress! Music, television, and film idols arrive in their formal best, donning waistcoats and bustles and parasols. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Jessica Alba is showing her boobs! We're a little slow posting this one, but frankly, we're sick of making excuses. Just shut up and enjoy the jugs, for the love of crap. Delightfully hi-res pics here.

See more pics of Jessica Alba partially clothed at MrSkin.com.

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