Iman Knows More About Fashion, Spiders from Mars Than Heidi Klum

We always thought that a model fight would consist of third-grade-level name calling and limply flicking their wrists in each other's general direction. Because they're dumb and weak from malnourishment, right? But we forgot that models usually have inflated levels of spunk and self-importance, meaning that underhanded digs and hair pulling are usually more likely. And if we're really lucky, we'll get one model dissing another's knowledge of fashion. That's like telling Paris Hilton she doesn't know how to suck a dick. According to Starpulse:

David Bowie's supermodel wife Iman has hit out at TV colleague Heidi Klum, claiming she is far more qualified to host reality show Project Runway.

Klum fronts the U.S. version of the show while Iman introduces the Canadian contest. The 52-year-old Somali-born model insists her resume is far more impressive and makes her a far more appropriate representative of the fashion industry.

She says, "Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I'm not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls.

"I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers, I mean, I've worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St Laurent – he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler… I could go on and on."

Iman is so right. Heidi Klum doesn't even know the difference between charmeuse and crÍpe de Chine. God, what an idiot. She probably won't even be able to strike back with "My interracial marriage to a creepy-yet-lovable musician is better than yours!"


Looking for some model nudity? Heidi Klum serves it up at MrSkin.com.

And Iman gets sexy there as well.