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If You're Loken for Lesbos, You Found One

You know what men seem to like? Lesbians. You know what else men like? Pretty lesbians. So when a pretty lady turns out to be a pretty lesbian, we're more than happy to write one of these thingies right here that you're reading and tell you all about the pretty pretty pretty famous lesbian lady, like Bloodrayne's Kristanna Loken.

Kristanna, if you're wondering, is the she-cyborg from Terminator 3, the only female to go head to head with Arnold Schwarzeneggar on film and come out the victor. That's because she hates men! Juuuuust kidding, Kristanna can get down with the pole, for sure, but she prefers the hole, or so she tells Curve magazine.

"I have dated and have had sex with men and women and have to say that the relationships I have had with certain women have been much more fulfilling, sexually and emotionally, than of those with certain men. I connect with an aura, with energy. And if the person with whom I connect happens to be a female, thatís just the way it is. Thatís what makes my wheels turn.î

Now, going back to our topic sentence, can you name one thing men like even more than pretty famous lesbians? How about the idea of two pretty famous ladies touching each other's trembling, warm, gay, gay flesh? It's long been speculated that Lost's Michelle Rodriguez is a crack snacker, and the fair Kristanna told FHM a slightly Sapphic but unfortunately not graphic tale about America's favorite drunk driver. AfterEllen.com writes:

In the same interview, Loken also talked about the weeks she spent in Romania filming BloodRayne, which co-stars Michelle Rodriguez (Lost) and is written by out lesbian Guinevere Turner (The L Word, Go Fish). "I partied with Michelle Rodriguez," Loken told FHM. "Weíd hang out, drink a lot of crappy vodka and hit the clubs. One of them had a pool inside it. We would go, get really drunk and end up swimming in it by the end of the night." When asked by FHM, "did you make out with Michelle?", Loken would only answer, "I plead the fifth on that."

You know what? No, seriously, you guys know what? That totally means they probably totally seriously did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's even better than famous pretty lesbians? Famous pretty NAKED lesbians! Holy hell! Kristanna's nude at Mrskin.com.

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