Here at CelebNewsWire we try to bring you the latest in celebrity parents fucking up their children. (But not celebrity parents fucking their children, because even we have boundaries. We'll leave that feat to klauskinski.com.) We like to think that when we tell you about Michael Douglas making his kid piss on him you'll feel a little bit better about your dad making you use Fluffy's litter box for six years. In today's episode Chevy Chase calls his daughter a whore. And she likes it. The filthy whore.
In 2006 Chevy Chase is about as newsworthy as that guy who made all the funny noises in the Police Academy movies, but when a once-famous person says something funny, we listen. We're not sure why Chevy thinks it's funny to imply that his daughter trades sex for scratch–or why he was talking about to Details–but here you have it:
My youngest, who's 17, seems to be identical to the way I was in my perception of the world. I mean, I can remember the first time I called her a whore. We just laughed for half an hour. Because she's anything but. But she gets it immediately and laughs. I'd call her every day down at school; she might pick up and say, 'Whoretown!' She said something the other day like, 'Dad, how much should I charge?'
Won't Chevy feel like a world-class a-hole when calls his daughter's dorm room a couple years down the line and she can't take time to talk because she's "with a client." All she wanted to do was live up to Daddy's expectations.
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