Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #1: “Nobody watched our show when it premiered last week. Well, a few people did, but they all hated it. I really don’t want to get fired. What should we do?”
Unknown Vampire Diaries Chick #2: “Maybe if we could convince Robert Pattinson to do an episode . . .”
Chick #1: “Nah. That will never work. He’ll just think we’re stalking him. What if we get naked? Seems to work for True Blood.”
Chick #2: “But we’re on The CW, not HBO. They’ll never let us do nudity.”
Chick #1: “Hmmm. You’re right. Maybe people would pay attention if we got naked during a photo shoot, like out in public.”
Chick #2: “That’s a great idea! Let’s do it!”
To recap the event, we’ll turn to The New York Post:
The undead stars of the new CW show “The Vampire Diaries” don’t just suck blood and turn into bats — they also flash people from overpasses.
Four actresses from the show were busted during a photo shoot on a bridge in a small Georgia town, after their antics shocked passing motorists during the incident last month.
“They were out just doing some stunt pictures, but because of the way they were acting and carrying on on the bridge, we had quite a few 911 calls,” a spokeswoman for the Monroe County, Ga., Sheriff’s Office told The Post yesterday.
The cops arrested the photographer, along with actresses Nina Dobrev, 20, Sara Canning, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Candice Accola, 22, for disorderly conduct. They were released after paying $4,000 in fines.
You know what works even better to get attention than public nudity? Sex tapes. Think about it. Paris Hilton built a whole career off of one little fuck flick. What’s to say one of you couldn’t do the same? It would probably be most effective if the tape included the four of you having sex with each other though. Think of the ratings, ladies!
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My God, that picture is so fucking tasteful.
Yup, that’s a cry for help. Course, that kind of nonsense is supposed to happen when the series is close to being canceled. A sign of things to come?