When the first decade of the 21st century draws to a close who will you think of as the most devastating celebrity de-coupling? Brad and Jen? Nick and Jessica? The Hoff and anonymous blonde? No, we're guessing your five-years-from-now self will be the most torn up over Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
We've all seen the recent photos of Whitney Houston on a 4 a.m. munchy run, but we're not quite jaded enough to think that perhaps she was searching out ho-hos and H‰agen-Dazs due to a broken heart. According to The New York Daily News, Bobby Brown has not been keeping his split from Whitney a secret. A spy reported on Brown's behavior at a 1993 throwback concert featuring SWV, Guy, and Blacksteet:
"While flirting with a bunch of women, they asked, 'What's up with your wife?' Bobby said, 'We ain't together no more. We're getting a divorce.' "
That's it. We're giving up on love and sticking with hookers. If a love of crack can't keep a couple together, then what chance does our fucking-with-food fetish have?
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