Ever-helpful, Victoria Beckham points to the part of her anatomy that's gearing up to burst forth from her bodice.
Were you to ask us to compile a list of celebrities whose nipples we'd enjoy gazing upon after they'd broken free of the gaffer tape holding them into place, Posh Spice would be located roughly somewhere between Bruce Boxleitner and that lady who plays Esther the maid on The Young and the Restless. But so it goes. We hope for the soft, gentle swell lurking beneath the sweater of a Scarlett Johansson, and we get a curiously-proportioned protuberance at the tip of Posh's coconut half.
Since the nip slip isn't all that exciting, you should busy yourself with analyzing Posh's gentleman escort. Clutching the proverbial pearls, with the jeans of a suburban teen wigger, the flowy, bedazzled blouse of a Boca Raton nana, wrist bling by Mrs. Brunner's second grade art class, the Velcro shoes of a middle-aged differently-abled man, and the face of a distant cousin of David Spade? Helllloooo, sailor.
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