Hogan Ogles Best

Hulk Hogan is fast becoming the new Papa Joe Simpson. Actually, scratch that. Hulk has surpassed Pops Simp. At least--and this is probably the first sort-of-nice thing we've ever said about him--Joe didn't ditch his wife to hook up with some young'un who looks just like Jessica. Fox News brings us a tale about Hulk keeping a close watch on Brooke in a bikini getting ogled by Maxim's cameras:

Hulk Hogan makes no secret of the fact that he's ultra-protective of his 20-year-old daughter, Brooke Hogan, but he took things one step further when he turned up to her sexy magazine shoot for men's magazine Maxim in April, a source told Pop Tarts.

The July issue features the blonde beauty with a "come hither" expression as she's poised on beachside rocks in a bikini top with her tight jeans undone.

An insider told Pop Tarts that Hulk's appearance was a surprise to those on the set, and that he came to supervise and ensure his baby girl didn't flash too much flesh. But judging by the super-sexy outcome, we don't know how pleased daddy will be.

But Brooke claims that's just how daddies show their love, along with massaging Coppertone into daughter dearest's plump, womanly butt cheeks. Of those now legendarily creepy pics, Brooke defends old pops by saying:

I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!

Ah, diapers! That's the key to this mystery. Hulk isn't a perv; he just has a fetish for rubbing slippery substances onto human butts. Johnson's baby oil for the infants, SPF 30 for the grown-ups. We just don't want to know how far that fetish can be pushed when the recipient didn't spring from his DNA.






Find more of Brooke's daddy-approved sexiness at MrSkin.com.