When the most exciting stories involve people with the last name "Hogan", you know it's a bleak day for gossip. For all you Hulkamaniacs out there: last night Hulk Hogan went on Larry King to discuss his son Nick being jailed for a drag race/car accident that turned Nick's best friend John Graziano into a vegetable. Instead of saying, "My son is a dingbat" or "I'm a terrible parent" or "it was all an unfortunate accident," the Hulkster said that the accident was God's will:
ìThis is in Godís hands. I believe things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person.î
Wow, God must have really thought John Graziano was an asshole if he confined him to a bed, a feeding tube, and a catheter for the rest of his life. Hitler gets off with a painless cyanide death with his foxy mistress by his side and a 22-year-old former Marine gets Shiavoed. Screw you, God.
God also, apparently, hates Brooke Hogan. Because not only did He hook up her father with her best friend, but now He's made a love connection between mom Linda Hogan and a 19-year-old who looks eerily like Nick Hogan.
Not everyone approves of Hollywood cougarsóleast of all their cubs. Brooke Hoganís reaction to her 48-year-old mom, Linda, dating someone 29 years her junior? ìIím totally freaked out,î she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
ìI personally donít like it at all or condone it, but sheís my mom, so I have to show her support.î
The Hulksterís daughter also confirmed that momís man-child, Charley Hill, 19, was a classmate of hers and her jailed brother, Nick. ìI went to school with him. He was a grade under meÖMe and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).î
Cripes, Linda. Down, girl. We accept the fact that all Hogans only sleep with people who have curiously white and flowing locks, but at least go for someone older than your children. How about Edgar Winter? Or Santa Claus.
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