Hugh Hefner is somewhere in the vicinity of 8000 years old, so we don't really blame him for not knowing who Lindsay Lohan is. She doesn't hold a candle to that hot minx Clara Bow. Now there was a stah, dahling. And we can't exactly see Hef and The Girls Next Door sitting around in their jammies with a couple bowls of popcorn watching Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Plus, old guys can't remember stuff too good. If it weren't for his 19-year-old twin girlfriends saying, "Here honey, take your Viagra. It'll help your penis grow. You do remember what your penis is, don't you? It's above your knees but below your belly button? You pee out of it?" Anyway, Hef doesn't know LiLo. According to RadarOnline:
When asked if Lindsay Lohan could make the cut for Playboy, her name had to be repeated several times before Hefner even realized who she was!Fear not, Lindsay. Once it dawned on him, Hefner seemed open to the idea.
But then again, maybe this has nothing to do with Hef's advancing age. Maybe this just illustrates Lindsay's advancing irrelevance. Before long, her name will reside alongside the likes of Lori Petty and Martika in TMZ's annoyingly cutesy 'Memba Them?
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Or maybe he's doing what Michael Eisner did to Alec Baldwin after being bashed by Baldwin.
"What do you say to the comments made by Alec Baldwin?"
"Who?"
"Alec Baldwin."
"Who?"
And with every "Who?" uttered by "Greedy The 8th Dwarf", Baldwin suddenly lost work in Tinseltown.
Maybe Hef is channeling Eisner's attitude to remind us that LiLo is quickly becoming irrelevant.