Hugh Grant Goes Nuts

Hugh Grant has never really seemed like the most polite chap, but we can’t really blame him. He’s not exactly the most exciting celeb to follow around. We mean, sure, there’s the off chance that some lucky photog will find him in another Divine Brown moment, but we really think he learned his lesson the first time around. But aside from that, Hugh probably lives a pretty boring life. Sure, he’s pretty, and the access is probably better, but wouldn’t a paparazzo’s time be better spent following Lindsay Lohan, especially if he had the foresight to pack a bag full of Volvic bottles filled with vodka? Well, this would be the case if Hugh hadn’t hauled off and kicked a pap in the nards out of the blue. Now he’s going to be constantly dogged by paps (protected by cups, obviously) hoping for a good shot and an eventual court settlement. But as Hugh Grant paparazzi attacks go, we think this one is a little unimaginative. Anyone can kick a snapper in the dork; it takes a real forward thinker to pelt one with beans.