When we heard back in December that Kate Hudson and A-Rod had broken up, we were devastated. We didn’t eat for weeks. We just weeped, “Why? Why?” over and over while stroking our A-Rod Topps card and watching Almost Famous. But in our heart there was hope. Hope that love would survive, even if it wasn’t with each other. And at last these two pretty people have moved on to other vaginas/man-pussies. A-Rod was seen canoodling with Cameron Diaz at a pre-Super Bowl party on Saturday. Says OK!:
“They were having a great time,” a partygoer tells OK! while Cameron was, “grinding on A-Rod.”
According to the partygoer, a tipsy Cameron was being very, “fun and flirty,” with the Yankee player sitting on the couch beside her as she, “was dancing by herself and then turning into [Alex] some.”
Meanwhile, Kate’s looking to get herself a taste of the Timbersnake. The National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) claims:
At the SAGs, “Kate flirted with Justin outrageously that night, and he was all over her… they exchanged numbers in the green room.”
Rumors persist that the love affair between Justin and Jessica [Biel] has all but crumbled and that both are ready to move on. “Kate wouldn’t dream about stealing another girl’s guy. But in Hollywood, most people believe JT and Jessica are now all but over. They’re certainly not red-hot for each other anymore.”
“Kate wants a man who is easy to be with. And that’s certainly Justin… but Kate’s not rushing into anything. She’s always had a crush on Justin and she’s following her instincts.”
Well, it’s nice to know that Kate would never steal another girl’s boyfriend. Unless of course said boyfriend is no longer in love with the girl. Or unless said boyfriend is really hot. Or really famous. Or really funny. So you see, she really had no choice here, Biel or not. But Hudson better watch her back just in case Biel is still in the JT business, cause that girl looks like could kick your cooter so hard she’d puncture a lung.
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She will know it is true love if he shows her his dick in a box…