It was us, okay? God, we're sorry. We invoked the beast! It's been years since we've heard a peep from Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer/buddy/faux babydaddy/leech Howard K. Stern. Then, when this whole Rihanna and Chris Brown thing went down, we thought it was safe to bring our loving nickname for Stern, "A ASSHOLE", out of retirement and repurpose it for Brown. In doing so, we woke the dragon. He's back! A OG ASSHOLE is back. And he's going to jail! TMZ reports:
Howard K. Stern turned himself in last night — he was arrested and charged, along with two other doctors, for allegedly conspiring to fuel an addict with prescription drugs — and the addict was Anna Nicole Smith.
Stern and Kapoor were charged with one count of unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance. Eroshevich and Stern were charged with unlawfully prescribing a controlled substance between June 2004 and January 2007.
Kapoor and Eroshevich were each charged with obtaining a prescription for opiates by ìfraud, deceit or misrepresentation.î They were both also charged with one count of obtaining a prescription for opiates by giving a false name or address.
Kapoor and Stern were also charged with one count of ìprescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict.î Eroshevich was charged with the same crime for separate prescriptions.
We're beginning to feel like this story is our own personal cross to bear. It haunts us. Just when we think we're free of it and we can let ANS rest in peace, her spectre floats into our window and haunts us. But we suppose that if we are to be haunted by a ghost, a crazy blonde ghost with huge tits is okay. Better than Slimer. Or Ghost Dad.
