Admit it–if you were Jessica Alba, you'd wear a bikini all the time, too.
At first glance, these pictures of the Albabe making merry in the surf with her boyfriend (who sports the unlikely soap opera name CASH WARREN) look cute. They're frolicking! They're in love! She has 0% body fat! Then you look closer and realize something is amiss. You see, she keeps grabbing his butt. Now, there's nothing wrong with a nice game of grabass between friends, but we've come to the conclusion that it must be her own gently sculpted buttocks she longs to squeeze but, after the first tentative tweak you see in the first picture, she realized how foolish it looked, and settled on molesting the bum of her beau. Sorry, but we're just having a hard time believing that a woman of Alba's beauty would willingly grab the butt of someone wearing CLAMDIGGER JAMS.
Jessica Alba's plumber's crack. Only at MrSkin.com.
